Bengaluru traffic is a legendary space which transcends you to a different level of patience. One of the funny traffic quotes “Now, I can compete with Buddha, you know!” The traffic here is so impartial that it will not spare anyone, no matter what. It has become so inevitable that Bengalurians have got used to it and maybe, they may go mad without getting stuck in the traffic. Anyhow, if we have to travel in the city then we have to bear the traffic. Sometimes, the frustration level crosses its limits and all the anger turns to Sarcasm.
Some of the popular traffic quotes by Bangaloreans
I just satisfied my ego by overtaking a jaguar with my Honda activa on the way to office.. Thanks #BengaluruTraffic for this.. ??
— Prasad (@kameshuprasadu) August 2, 2018
— ??????? ????? (@SunithaNahar) November 30, 2014
— #Twiteeyapa (@twiteeyapa) July 19, 2018
6 years ago I was an average guy with limited knowledge on a lot of things. Then I moved to #Bangalore, specifically #ORR. Since then, I have cracked CAT, read many books, understood the meaning of life, universe & everything else. Thank you #bengalurutraffic!! #stuckintraffic
— KP (Krishna Prasad) (@kp_kpr) July 17, 2018
— Pruthvin Reddy (@Pruthvinreddy) May 31, 2018
An old joke..
Yesterday, after finishing my office work I left for home in my car. On the way I saw my neighbour walking on the footpath. I offered him a lift. He politely refused saying he is in a hurry.
— junkie (@internetjunkyr2) May 30, 2018
— Ashish Yadav (@ashishyadav542) May 16, 2018
— Mihir Pandya (@IamMihirPandya) June 23, 2016
A bus passenger near Jayadeva hosp had heart attack, rushed to hosp, underwent surgery, walked out fit & caught same bus #BangaloreTraffic ?
— Ravindra Vasisht (@rvasisht) November 18, 2015
— Tweetera? (@DoctorrSays) August 10, 2018
— iamASH (@ashishprabhu22) August 10, 2017
— Arjun Kamath (@arjunktr) June 29, 2016
the guy on the left wants to turn right, the guy on the right wants to turn left, the guy in the middle wants to make a u-turn #blrtraffic
— Radha (@MissGoobe) July 15, 2011
— Amar Nagaram (@_Amar_N) May 19, 2015
— Megha Varier (@varier_megha) January 10, 2018
— sneha suhas (@thesnehasuhas) October 24, 2017
— Nikhil Bhandari (@nikhilbhandari) October 12, 2017
Long distance relationship :
— ಟ್ರೋಲ್ ಹೈಕ್ಳು (@TrollHaiklu) August 30, 2016
All men who drive alone in a car and then complain about #BengaluruTraffic , grow a pair and ride a bike!
— Sujay Harthi (@sujayharthi) August 19, 2016
There are people who believe that just by blowing nonstop horn, the entire traffic gonna be cleared off. #bengalurutraffic
— Sahil Mutneja (@smutneja03) August 4, 2018
What I love about #BengaluruTraffic is that it is unmoved by the criticism it gets
— Rahul Subramanian (@RahulSubramanic) August 19, 2016
Jai Bengaluru Traffic!
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