Bengaluru traffic, Oooh La La! We all know how wonderful the situation is in the city. The traffic here is so impartial that it will not spare anyone, no matter what. It has become so inevitable that Bengalurians have got used to it and may be, they may go mad without getting stuck in the traffic. Anyhow, if we have to travel in the city then we have to bear the traffic. Sometimes, the frustration level crosses its limits and all the anger turns to Sarcasm. We start trolling our own situation and laugh on that, right? Here are some hilarious tweets about Bengaluru traffic which will make you feel that you are not the only who is suffering.
Ours since 2014
Silk board : Ruining my life since 2017. #BengaluruTraffic
— Megha Varier (@varier_megha) January 9, 2018
We think it is Increased Traffic. Confirm!
Driving alone everyday to work in Bengaluru.
I think you are confusing between increased comfort vs. increased Traffic.#BengaluruTraffic
— Akash Porwal (@Akash_porwal) June 25, 2018
Mother of all Boards – Silk Board
Bengaluru city is the only IT sector of India where Silk Board is more known to IT professionals than Mother Board.#BengaluruTraffic
— Ye Koi ***** Hai Kya? (@intolerant_monk) August 19, 2016
Touch and Go
Have you all reached your offices?
Ok good – because you need to start back for home shortly
Touch and go #BengaluruTraffic
— Sony World junction (@SonyWorldJn) September 12, 2017
Bengaluru Traffic is Like Karma. You can’t escape!
There s no escaping d traffic in B'luru. U can run, board, ride or drive but u can't escape! #BengaluruTraffic
— Anusha Ravi Sood (@anusharavi10) March 25, 2015
— Sunitha Nahar (@SunithaNahar) November 30, 2014
Tunes of Bengaluru Traffic
Completed 2 playlists of 12 songs each. Moving to 3rd one. #BengaluruTraffic
— NotAPerfectionist (@UndaadiGunda) August 14, 2013
Please, let me Go!
Google Map is a Joke.
Everyday you wake up, look at google maps and say okay I see no traffic. Then when you enter the road (I mean the craters of Jupiter) you realise all aliens have poured in and taken over #bangaloretraffic
— Hamsa (@thetipsytigress) June 22, 2018
Before marrying someone, put them through the turmoil of #BangaloreTraffic to see who they really are..It'll mak'em show their true colors.
— Shantanu ➐ (@ShantzTH) March 29, 2016
This is One Hundred Percent True
Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in five years from now?
Me: At Silk Board, probably #BangaloreTraffic
— Ashwini (@aTypical_Twit) July 6, 2016
Welcome to Chennai
If you're in Bangalore and not seeing any traffic on road, congratulations you've reached to Chennai.
— EngiNerd. (@mainbhiengineer) July 29, 2016
I’m close to my Enlightenment
— Baskar Mookkan (@bhaskar_mookkan) June 4, 2018
Please Note This.
— Anup Ganapathi Mandaneravanda Kodava (@ganapathi_anup) June 18, 2018
I don’t Move and Don’t Let Others to Move
All men who drive alone in a car and then complain about #BengaluruTraffic , grow a pair and ride a bike!
— Sujay Harthi (@sujayharthi) August 19, 2016
Jai Bengaluru Traffic!
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